Who would've guessed getting to actually use my computor would be this hard... And I DID tell my parents that one "thingy to change from european to jamaican eletric plugs" wasn't enough. They... Just didn' hear me. Again. And they still aren't, on anything else I say!

Anyways, hi there Pirra, sorry to talk trough here but there was no other way coming to mind for me to leave a message that I would know you'd see eventually.

Jamaica is... exactly like I thought it would be... Palmtree-y. And it's usually hot, despite there being a lot of clouds. Hot enough for me to get all sweaty in no time at least. it was around 10 pm in here yesterday and I felt like throwing myself into the pool as many times as possible, I can't but guess ow it will be like at a time like noon. Also, what's with all the bugs? I might go visit an actual Jamaican city later, for now, I'm confined to the Hotel. This stupid, stupid 5 star hotel where everything is free, no matter where you're asking for it, with two hot water swimming pools with a volley ball field on one of them and an actual bar *inside* of the pool on the other, with tables and seats on the water too. With a long beach with the hottest, saltiest and calmest sea I'd ever been into my life, and where I can swim very far in and still have footing, not to mention this island not very far in where it seems there are lodgings and a restaurant. With 4 themed restaurants: Stake House, Buffet, Something Classy looking, an Italian and an Asian food ones. With a bunch of other bars spread around, a disco, a casino, a gym, an arcade (which seemed to have a few free credits on one of the games already), entertainment shows every night, wireless internet on a few spots and non-wireless on one of the bars and lots of activities at every hour of the day, being the one right now Gymnastics inside the water on the beach. All of it free as long as you are a guest (well, except the casino and arcade). Just ask a drink and go away with it.
Even those annoying mini bars inside the rooms are free! Finally I'll take revenge on mini-bars MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh and there's Vodka in it, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Also, I'm told to abuse this freeness until ALL of the money we spent on the trip is exhausted possibly ruining their profit O.O okay...

Room is generic. Bed, TV, bathroom, Hotel Shampoo, etc. Only thing different to it is the fact I can catch RTP international in here. Jamaicans have Portuguese TV. Wow, I know. But since there's like 150 Portuguese in the hotel right now...

Also, finally I am told of what else we are going to do besides being in the hotel. And they knew part of the list already too and ignored me every time T_T. I think I'm going to a "Laguna Luminosa" which is, apparently, a lagoon that's phosfofiloblahblethever '-.- ... ... "Florescent", and that making ripples in the water makes waves of light around us as well as illuminating things that might be moving around us. I wonder how the hell fish survives in this lagoon since any predator can see it the moment they move. Maybe they just don't move? Maybe the only thing left in it is the predators.... .... .... Oh shit, I saw a picture of an alligator on the booklet! I'm avoiding all "floating logs" whenever I'm in the water.
We're going to ride a "Catamara" for an afternoon and go check out a coral reef. And it will have music. Well, I hope its not too long. I've had it with long trips.
My mother wants to go climb a waterfall... I might need a pokemon... Perhaps I could pass one of those alligators is a Feralligatr?
I think I'll definitely pass on go checking Bob Marley's first Home. I think I have better stuff to do than to go check some old boring house, as I'm told. I think the fact someone died there of overdose doesn't really make it more awesome.
And there's this trip to some Greenthingy Caves which we have to enter by swimming... Okay, I think I'll need to gather bravery. I don't feel like missing that one out.
Rafting and horse riding can kiss my ass, no one mentioned those in the list of activities and nor will I.
Why don't I just do everything? Well, these *aren't* free, nor are they cheap. I think the ones I and my family will be going to are more expensive than the trip and stay in the hotel for two extra people.

PS: Spiders here are so big they are blocky and have life bars! No kidding!
PPS: To think I could have gone to a stage pant less yesterday...
PPPS: So many Black People!
PPPPS: Pancakes are nothing but dry, flavorless and shapeless waffles. PERIOD!!!
PPPPPS: Bottle coke tastes different here, and made worse without ice. Canned and Pressure ones seem unaffected...
PPPPPPS: My parents are asses and I'm not going to the next vacation with them next time. Even if its to a better place with a better hotel

PPPPPPPS: I miss you Pirra!